Drunk people need to eat.

And so that’s where we come in. We get a cart and haul it downtown. On this cart, we have simple foods to sell to passersby, with a tagline of something like: Look, you’re just going to go home and make this exact thing anyway, so you might as well just buy it from me and eat it here.

Maybe I’ll work on the wording a little. But you get the idea. But we don’t want to get caught up in all the food-preparation city regulations junk, so here’s the menu:
Hobo ravioli (cold ravioli in the can — just hand over the can and a spoon)
Toast (maybe even cinnamon toast!)
Cold cereal (Fruity Pebbles!)
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Cup of ramen noodles

Is this idea solid gold? Or is it a dumb idea that will never work? You’re drunk and walking downtown. You’d eat some cereal, right? Or a cup of noodles?